Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
“Wow - Another sell-out show and I owe it all to you, my amazing supporters! Your loyalty breathes life into my work and I adore reuniting you with your loved-ones. I consider this to be an essential service (basically as important as the NHS or Police) and I only wish that I could open this path to all of you but, alas, licence conditions at our venues limit the time we share together. If you were not able to attend tonight, I would be honoured to serve you tomorrow night at Bath (where a very small number of tickets are still available) or at one of my many other shows throughout my tour of the glorious British Isles. In two weeks’ time, I look forward to sharing the stage with my father; a man with an even greater connection to the spirit world that myself – I sincerely hope you can join us.
Mrs Norris of Portishead, it gladdens me that tonight, through my connection to the aether, you were once again close to your beloved Jim who misses you dearly… much like he misses his corporeal self. I’m sure it’s easy for you to envisage him in all his grumpy glory, sporting his distinctive hat and sitting in his favourite chair, waiting patiently for you on the other side. I sought assurances from several benevolent spirits that you will be led safely to Jim when your time eventually comes, Mrs Norris.
On another note, I must say that I am staying in the most intriguing accommodation this evening (I won’t say where, else I be set upon by yet more “reporters” from some of the less-reputable tabloids). I met a distressed young boy (spectral, I might add) in the corridor who was in need of a friend. During the Bubonic Plague or, “Black Death” (as he put it) this boy, Jaxon, was abandoned by his distraught mother and father after falling ill. They left him locked in the house until he expired. It was another two months before the local Bailiff searched the house and found his grief-scarred remains. Since his tragic end, Jaxon has feared leaving this world behind, expressing his earnest wish to wait here for his parents to return. Tonight, I safely guided Jaxon to the Ethereal Plane and placed him back into the loving embrace of his longing parents. I feel very fortunate that my gift has served yet another grateful person.
For now, I must retire to replenish my energies and re-align my corporeal form with the laws of this plane. Amo a todos vocês.