My time is up? But I haven’t had any dating profile responses yet! Oh well...I’ll find someone event...
Remember how I said I was almost picked to be on The Bachelor? I still like to watch it. I sit down...
In high school, my highest grade was in gym class. Oh, you guessed that already? You’re definitely s...
I still haven’t gotten any responses to my profile. Should I get someone to spell check it? What if...
Matt, age 29. 5 miles away. Gym junkie, clean eater, occasional model. Was almost on The Bachelor. N...
REM Cycles - Matt's Chapter
Matt could have been on any number of dating reality shows, but he turned them all down because he didn’t want to break his training regimen. A gym rat with a heart of gold, Matt spends his days lifting weights and his evenings flirting with women, usually unsuccessfully. He’s secretly a huge romantic, but he has trouble getting dates because his shirtless pics and not-so-well-written dating profile make people think he’s...well, a meathead. He knows he’s not that smart, but he’s more than willing to try to improve himself, hoping that a big brain and big muscles will make the ladies more interested.